Chex Mix

I suppose i'm weird, but i can't stand how many pretzels they put in a bag of chex mix. It seems every handful i grab is one or two chex bits and 75 freakin pretzels. Whats the deal General Mills? Who the hell likes pretzels that much?!?!?!?! I mean don't get me wrong, a pretzel here and there adds texture to a delicious mouthful of chex goodness. But every now and then I have a moment, a slight moment. When my hand dives into the bag, i scoop and snag what i can and when i pull my hand out, the planets align, the gods smile upon me, and there are no pretzels in my handful. It seems that in this moment nothing on the earth can go wrong. there are no starving children, everyone in the world is honest, and good, I can't help but believe I can conquer the universe. The reason i tell you this, is to say when I see Sam IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A PRETZELESS HANDFUL OF CHEX MIX. and if a handful of pretzeless chex mix is that good, and only happens every now and then, you can imagine how complete my life is when i get to see my sam everyday.